Listen left grip, we need to have a chat, pull up your sleeves and get at it! Toughen up, women up, do whatever you need to – you’re holding the rest of us back. Your lower body friends would like to lift more – they can handle it. Do your job, hold a freaking bar!
Sorry, I may have been a little tough on you. I appreciate all that you do, like help open jars, grip a golf club and pat a Roo. Let’s aim to be a little better at each training session. Please and thank you.